RuPaul: Ho Ho Ho
There's very little camper than Christmas but there's nothing more irritating than endless, unfunny innuendo.
It seems nobody told American drag queen RuPaul though, whose 1997 yuletide album Ho Ho Ho (itself a tiresome sex pun) features songs with titles like I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, RuPaul the Red Nosed Drag Queen, and Hard Candy Christmas.
You'd be disappointed if this is all you got when Santa emptied his sack. Taxi!